The world doesn’t need yet another review saying the obvious, but I finally just watched it today, and holy moly, this movie is awful.
It’s a tedious, leaden, pompous, plodding mess of a movie. The dour, somber tone isn’t even level–it bounces around in degree every few minutes. Ditto for the pacing–mostly too slow (especially at the beginning), it often veers into quick summaries of scenes with hardly any context or relevance.
This movie breaks every known rule of grammar in the language of film!
Director Zack Snyder wants so badly to be the love child of Terrence Malick and Stanley Kubrick, but he just doesn’t know how to consistently balance his work like them.
Jesse Eisenberg’s version of Lex Luthor is just garbage. Seriously, who decided every interesting Hollywood character had to be ADD-addled and awkward? Eisenberg’s not a bad actor, so I blame this one on Snyder, too.
Why was Wonder Woman there? Her presence is never really explained. She was on Luthor’s trail because…plot?
Did the Cinema Sins video for this movie have a Scowling Eyebrows Bonus Round?
Like the Star Wars prequels, the most infuriating part is that there’s clearly the kernel of a much better movie in here. How sad this opportunity got wasted.
Ugh. Congratulations, Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice. You’ve just entered the dubious pantheon of films that literally made me angry while watching them: Alien 3 and Batman and Robin are also members.
I have very little hope for Justice League.