In a classic fifth season episode of The Simpsons, we see brief glimpses of conventions held by the two major political parties. The Republican convention is a scene of unmitigated evil. The Democratic convention is shown as a bunch of goofy losers who can’t do anything right.
If those stereotypes held true, then Nevada’s Republican caucus last weekend must have been organized by Democrats. Actually, that’s the best explanation I can think of: our caucus was so disorganized, so poorly advertised, and so confusing because our political opponents sabotaged it somehow!
But sadly, no, it was our own fault. The Republican party has a long history of incompetence in Southern Nevada, but this event may be the pinnacle of that shoddy record. Continue reading
The Nevada GOP caucus is Saturday. Here’s an idea I’ve been toying with:
Mitt Romney will win. It won’t even be close–he won 51% of the vote here in the 2008 caucus.
Like a lot of conservatives, I’m a little torn between Romney and Paul. But since it’s a sure thing that Romney will win here, what if we all decided to vote for Ron Paul just to send a message to Romney?
A strong second place showing here for Paul would tell Romney that we’re serious about cutting government size and spending, and that liberal overuse of the military–by both parties–needs to be kept in check.
Could this backfire and actually make Paul win? Not likely. How many people will actually see this and respond to it in the next few days? Besides, even if Paul did win here, Romney would still be by far the most successful candidate nationwide–the nomination’s as good as his. Like him or not, we all just need to prepare to vote for him in November.
But if we give Ron Paul a strong showing on Saturday, perhaps we could help ensure that Romney governs more conservatively.
Dear Senator McCain:
First of all, thank you for your long service to your country. Your heroism in war and your career as a leader distinguish you in the hearts of your fellow citizens.
However, none of those things guarantee that anything done in the present will automatically be the right choice. Surely you must be aware that many, if not most, American conservatives have strong reservations about much of your political record, especially some of your most recent legislation and the manner in which you campaigned for president last year.
Your failed presidential campaign resulted in the election of Barack Obama, who in just over half a year has drastically altered the shape and scope of our government, by already spending more than every other president combined, by nominating a host of radicals to positions without real accountability, and by seizing the reigns of such fundamental areas of private life as commerce and health care.
Despite such scary changes, you have continued in “town hall” appearances over the summer to compliment and even cheer this president, just as you often did–to the consternation of your party’s base–during last year’s campaign. That irresponsibly inappropriate friendliness was just one of many, many things so critically wrong with your campaign that it was a foregone conclusion long before November that you would lose. And yet you continued on in this manner, ignoring the chorus of voices urging you to fight, to represent the desperate cries for help you heard along the campaign trail.
In short, your stubborn cluelessness as a presidential candidate enabled Barack Obama to win.
That’s why, Senator McCain, I am asking you to apologize to the American people for running for president.