40 Episodes of The Twilight Zone

I was surprised to see how many season 5 episodes I’d never seen–the first 33 listed here are the ones I hadn’t watched yet from that year. The rest are other episodes that had gotten under my radar until now. Overall, great stuff, and I’m really glad I set aside time to do this–I really love The Twilight Zone! (The full series, except for season 4, is on Netflix.)

  1. In Praise of Pip” A heartwarming, sentimental episode, this made me choke up a bit as a father. A pean to priorities. Like “Willoughby,” one where we have to wonder if it was all in his head, but either way, he’s better off for it. Grade: B
  2. Steel” Well made and well played, but in retrospect a bit obvious. So much more could have been done here–a remake is called for. Grade: C
  3. A Kind of a Stopwatch” Very similar to “Time Enough At Last.” Still, it looks good, is edited well for the needed effect, and has fun with the concept. This nebbish little dweeb got old and played Leonard on Community! Grade: B
  4. The Last Night of a Jockey” Pretty bold–the ultimate bottle episode–one room *and* only one character. He carries it well. A simple idea, executed quite well. Grade: B
  5. The Old Man in the Cave” Now here’s some solid science fiction! Excellent fable about faith’s relationship to society, and how human nature relates to both. Grade: A+
  6. Uncle Simon” A dark morality tale, with solid work all around. Reminds me of the episode “The Masks,” which came later in the season, but which I’ve already seen. Grade: B
  7. Probe 7, Over and Out” Meh. An obvious story full of simplistic tropes. You see everything coming from a mile away, and none of it really has much to say. Grade: C
  8. The 7th Is Made Up of Phantoms” Some creepiness works here, but it’s still full of holes. Decent enough; nothing special. Grade: B-
  9. A Short Drink from a Certain Fountain” Another simple morality tale. Predictable. Yawn. Grade: C
  10. Ninety Years Without Slumbering” The delightful Ed Wynn makes this worthwhile, and it even subverts your expectations, delivering a rousingly fresh take on the theme. Excellent! Grade: A
  11. Ring-a-Ding Girl” A serviceable ghost story with decent misdirection. Grade: B
  12. You Drive” Straightforward morality tale; done well, but nothing too ambitious here. Grade: C
  13. The Long Morrow” A sci-fi tragedy a la “The Gift of the Magi,” in a way. Not bad at all, but hardly a big deal. Takes place in the far off future year of 1988! Grade: B
  14. The Self-Improvement of Salvadore Ross” Above average quality here, in how this story plays itself out, with panache and irony. Grade: B
  15. Number 12 Looks Just Like You” Yes! How had I never seen this one before? A dark social commentary masterpiece! Grade: A+
  16. Black Leather Jackets” An OK tragedy about an alien invasion, that stacks the deck pretty high in its own favor. Nothing special. Grade: C
  17. Night Call” Another episode whose slow build up leads to an unnecessary tragedy. Well made, atmospheric, fairly effective ending. Grade: B
  18. From Agnes—With Love” An obvious, comedic episode that hasn’t aged well at all, not in any way. The protagonist is played well; that’s about it. Grade: D
  19. Spur of the Moment” The twist in this one actually surprised me–here’s something of a cautionary tale about youthful abandon and the futility of regret. Grade: B
  20. An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge” Visually gorgeous and, as an international product imported into the series, stylistically different enough to add much needed variety to the severely limited closed-and-empty sets typical of The Twilight Zone. The lack of dialogue is almost always a refreshing challenge, but the music in its place here is dates and ineffective–it hurries nowhere, like much of the action. Like soccer. Great ending, though! Unlike soccer. Grade: B
  21. Queen of the Nile” Decent. Cool idea, executed well, especially in its final scenes, though the best part is the old lady’s chilling declaration, “I’m not her mother. I’m her daughter!” Grade: B
  22. What’s in the Box” Another morality tale, like “You Drive,” earlier in the season. Better than that one, though, with a dark, jaundiced timeline that presages the great X-Files episode “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose.” Grade: B
  23. I Am the Night—Color Me Black” Wow! Social commentary is often simplistic, as it is here, but the imagery and atmosphere are undeniably awesome. Some of Serling’s best dialogue is here–I took screenshots of some scenes with subtitles near the end. Grade: A
  24. Sounds and Silences” Ugh, what a lazy episode this is–the cheapest template for a Twilight Zone episode. If you start one with a growling, insulting protagonist who hates One Thing–let’s say silence–then we already know what his supernatural, ironic punishment will be at the end. Couple that with the fact that the sound effects are often unintentionally hilarious here, and you have one lame episode. Grade: D
  25. Caesar and Me” A fairly pedestrian episode, but made truly enjoyable by great performances by both the hero and the villain. I thought the little girl must have been a young Karen Allen at first, but nope. Grade: B
  26. The Jeopardy Room” A nice change of pace here–something of an action-y, cloak and dagger sort of story. The set up in the first half is too slow, and even though the plot holes in the second half are too big, it still manages to impress. No surprise that young-ish Martin Landau is pretty intense. Grade: B
  27. Stopover in a Quiet Town” Hey! I remember seeing this episode when I was a young kid! The couple was much older in my memory, though–now, they’re much younger than I am. Alas. Anyway, this one consistently creates a solid atmosphere of creeping dread, in broad daylight, and the acting is immensely convincing. A great and terrifying ending, too! Everything here fires on all cylinders. Grade: A+
  28. The Encounter” Great try, but deeply flawed. Psychological bottle episodes can be wonderful, but nobody talks the way the script has these two poor men speaking–way too much happens too fast in under half an hour. Their heart was in the right place, but despite the solid acting and directing, the idea doesn’t quite come off the way they intended. Grade: B-
  29. Mr. Garrity and the Graves” I always enjoy a good dark satire on human nature, and this is ruefully clever, weird, and completely effective. The twist ending here was unnecessary and actually watered down an already solid conclusion, though. Grade: A-
  30. The Brain Center at Whipple’s” Decent but forgettable story about corporate greed, with some nice thoughts about humanity’s value. Rod Serling meets Frank Capra. Grade: B-
  31. Come Wander with Me” Meh. Smarmy city boy makes a Wrong Turn and ends up befuddled and then terrorized by creepy hillbillies. Yawn. Only the interesting song angle takes this from a D to a C. Grade: C
  32. The Fear” Clever and mostly effective (though, oddly, *also* about a smarmy city type who ends up trapped in a hostile country environment). Grade: B
  33. The Bewitchin’ Pool” What a meh episode to end the series on! The girl who famously played Scout here plays…Sport. Still, nice to see a portrayal of how much divorce sucks for kids. Grade: C
  34. The Arrival” More of a mystery episode than usual, and it mostly works. Intense middle act, and the lead acting is solid enough to bring us along the protagonist’s path, like in Shutter Island. Grade: B
  35. The Mirror” Worse than meh! This is a paean to the paranoia of the powerful, a cautionary tale with zero surprises. Later episodes were actually more clever with the template than this one was. Ugh. Grade: D
  36. The Dummy” The first half is largely wasted as random, slow build-up, but the final act is shot amazingly well, and the big twist at the end is nothing short of perfect. Watching this, I mostly thought the later episode “Living Doll” was much better, but the end of this one is much, much better than that episode’s ending. If I had seen this as a kid, it would have terrified me. Grade: B+
  37. Long Distance Call” Supremely creepy and well made–a realistic and heartbreaking nightmare. Grade: A
  38. Little Girl Lost” Wow! Exact same comment as the last episode, but even more so! Grade: A+
  39. The Lateness of the Hour” A decent story, but not especially surprising. Great ending, though. Grade: B
  40. The Last Flight” What a great episode to end this project on! A brilliant bit of time travel redemption, played out flawlessly in narrative and production. Lots of solid little details come together perfectly here. This is exactly what makes The Twilight Zone great. Grade: A+
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