Yet another world music-listening / Criterion Collection film-watching / Hudson River School art fan / camping / genre fiction-loving libertarian Mormon English teacher. And the father of 7. "The rebel of the 21st century will be old fashioned."
A Portrait of A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by the Artist as a Young Man
The best thing about this joke is that, in order to make it work, I only have to write as well as a five-year-old.