I recently saw a TV ad for a product called Colon Flow, which says it does just what you think it would.
I love it when real life defies satire.
The ad reminded me of that great Phil Hartman parody on Saturday Night Live for a cereal called Colon Blow, which supposedly had the same effect.
This mix up is just like the hearing device Quietus, which shares its name with a reference to suicide.
