THE ADVENTURES OF EMJEN
Episode 38: EmJen vs. the Priestcrafter!
[Voice over] We join our courageous hero in her secret lair, the FORTRESS OF ATTITUDE, as she watches a slimy villain, DEVIL D. RANT, on a screen.
DEVIL: I encourage everyone to elevate their thoughts by studying the scriptures.
EMJEN: Oh no! My superhero senses are going off! I feel like evil’s afoot!
[EmJen’s sidekick, BLOG R. NACLE, rushes to her side]
BLOGGY: What’s going on?
EMJEN: The vile propaganda spewed by that heinous monster on the screen has set off my evil detector!
BLOGGY: Really? I thought the message was nice. I was actually inspired to do better by it. I thought–
[EmJen slaps Bloggy upside the head]
EMJEN: Foolish creature! Only an enlightened higher being like myself would see through those warm words of wisdom and automatically think to go looking for the awful truth beneath it!
BLOGGY: Really? That’s your instinct? You hear a motivational talk and your reaction is to go digging for dirt? That sounds like a reckless witch hunt to me.
[EmJen punches Bloggy in the face]
EMJEN: Hey, who’s in charge here, you or ME? Now, to the lab!